Kardashian is famous and successful, but I don’t know why By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times Behold the picture that was to “break the internet!” Except, it didn’t. I wish that I had an eye-rolling emoji because it would be inserted right here:       Wait. How did that get there? (Sometimes you have to go old school and use emoticons, the precursor to emoji. Ed.) Wow....